Jon Kaufman
Technology Gone Awry . . . Hal, Meet Sam
by Jon Kaufman
Ever been scolded by a person who does not exist? Thanks to the wonders of technology, such an encounter is not only possible, it’s probable. Approaching...
My Dogs Don’t Do Time Zones
by Jon Kaufman
The state of Arizona does not believe in daylight savings time and...
My, My . . . How They Grow Up and We Don’t
by Jon Kaufman
Can a young man who once attempted to clean his room with...
I Have Questions . . . I Hope You Have Answers
by Jon Kaufman
I have questions. These are not topical queries such as, “If the United...
Rumbling, Bumbling, Stumbling . . . New Job!
by Jon Kaufman
Friends, when last we spoke I was mired in state of unemployment,...
“Arm-a-geddon” Ready for the Apocalypse
For most people, turning fifty-three years of age is NOT the end of the world. Aside from the usually body aches and thoughts of...
Both Car and Driver Have Little Left in the Tank
Humans, like automobiles, are not designed to survive the test of time. Maintenance must be performed, parts sometimes need to be replaced, and when...
Beware Lest You Google Yourself . . .
Have you ever Googled yourself? For those of our readers who are not computer savvy, please understand that I am referring to the Internet...
Laughter is the Best Commission
Every day is an adventure in the world of outside sales. Whether it is a customer assailing your lineage or hoping that a comet...
GPS Leads Way to Perfect Relationship
The relationship between human and machine is a delicate one. Regardless of the contraption, people tend to bond with inanimate objects, often assigning names...
The Best and Worst (perhaps) Retirement Options
Getting old is a frightening proposition my friends, and with each passing day comes another reminder of what lies ahead. Every morning I look...